Pick up line of the month (CO Ravi)
Guy: Can I have a quarter?
Gal: A quarter?
Guy: Yeh, so I can call my mom and tell her how beautiful you are
Quote of the month
“True friends stab you in the front.”
Score of the month
The 181 I scored while bowling – my highest ever.
Drink of the month
Jamesons Irish Whiskey. It is the smoothest evar!
TV show of the month
We should go bowling. In true american style, I will become roaring drunk, make sweeping political and relegious generalizations, find the heaviest ball possible to power down the lane, and anything left I will knock down with one of my 200+ guns I own.
i like the pick up line, it sounds pretty cute. but honestly, i dont think it would really work that well.