Pick up line of the month (CO Ravi)
Guy: Can I have a quarter?
Gal: A quarter?
Guy: Yeh, so I can call my mom and tell her how beautiful you are
Quote of the month
“True friends stab you in the front.”
Score of the month
The 181 I scored while bowling – my highest ever.
Drink of the month
Jamesons Irish Whiskey. It is the smoothest evar!
TV show of the month
The O.C.
Krishna Srinivasan 
We should go bowling. In true american style, I will become roaring drunk, make sweeping political and relegious generalizations, find the heaviest ball possible to power down the lane, and anything left I will knock down with one of my 200+ guns I own.
i like the pick up line, it sounds pretty cute. but honestly, i dont think it would really work that well.